Saturday, April 28, 2007

Celebrity: I Want You Back

Date: Friday, April 20, 2007
By: Te-Erika Patterson,

In the world of scintillating celebrity hook-ups it seems as though even the most solid relationships take a nose dive and millions of fans across the globe are left feeling as lonely and brokenhearted as Brandy. Here are a few couples we’re hoping will get back together, for their sake and ours.

Nick Lachey wants Jessica Simpson back...
Awww…They were sooo cute together! And we really don’t want to hear another sappy single from Nick like ‘What’s left of me’ Dude, get a grip. Whining over some chick who doesn’t know what buffalo wings are spells L-O-S-E-R.

Whitney Houston wants Bobby Brown back...
If Bobby’s gone, who’s gonna go on crack runs for the ice princess now? Let’s leave the life transformation to Mary J. Blige. Whitney’s so much more funny on drugs and Bobby needs a place to stay.

Britney Spears wants Kevin Federline back...
She knows she loves her Baby Daddy. Kevin must have that whip appeal because after their break-up Britney’s gone bonkers while Kevin’s just gone…out to the club. Bring back the American family. Do it for the kids.

The FREE WORLD wants Russell and Kimora Lee Simmons to get back together.
They’re Pinky and the Brain. One is a genius, the other’s insane. These two were on the verge of taking over the world. What’s going to happen to us now?

Juanita Jordan wants Michael Jordan back because...
No one can slam dunk that thang like Michael can.

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